myfive1didiots:

calumcuddling:

louis-tops-harry-bottoms-the-end:

literallyrad:

disnxy:

im5-official:

asianfrustration13:

wereyoueveradreaamer:

sleepy-zombieboy:

fuckwhybadhetaliafanfiction:

nations-react:

candybottle:

shallow-desires:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight.. 

OH MY GOD
SORRY GUYS BUT
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OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.

sorry persons, but

i’m not going to take any risks.

e u e

I am so fucking sorry followers I’m scared

BUT WATCH FHE VIDEO ITS SCARIER!

It’s called bedfellows by Drew daywalt!

i want sleep ALONE

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I’M A SCARDY CAT! I’M NOT TAKING NO RISKS!

IM SORRY IM SORRY I FUCKING HATE THIS ITS LIKE CHAIN MAIL IM SORRY

NONONONO

NONONONONO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

hehehehehehehe

I PREFER SLEEPING ALONE OR WITH A CUTE BOYBAND BOY NOT THIS CREEPY WHATEVER IT IS

posted 8 months ago with 184,643 notes via narrystwerkstar (Source: )

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe you should come down here and kiss me

tentacletherapissed:

vegasmo:

naughtylittlevegan:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

F yeah

Bikers are generally great dudes

mapsontheweb:

The most photographed places in the world

pink-vulva:

my prayer for 2014:

pls God make my hair longer and stronger

my complexion glow

my body healthy and

my ass fatter 

amen. 

stupidstagram:

harry going missing for days at a time keeps me young 

posted 9 months ago with 445 notes via henrystuyles (Source: natnovna)

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

wickedclothes:

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So how does it work? We have partnered with leading physicians and technicians in the cosmetic surgery industry to implant the E ink grid, called a canvas. The canvas can go anywhere on your body and be configured to the size and shape of the body party you’d like to ink. After a short healing period (usually 2-3 days), you can begin using the moodInq software included with your kit to change your canvas to display the tattoo you desire! Found on ThinkGeek.

ruraljackdaw:

Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:

  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  • Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on.
  • I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look like the man I want to marry.
  • I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?

AND THEN I GOT THIS ONE IN RETURN

  • Here, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk? *holds out hand*

FUCK THAT’S CUTE

@Stacey Mowle APPEAL: @onedirection @Harry_Styles LOL…. Oh what fun we had ….

lirrylocks:

namelessgem - #tbt Australia

whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

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crycaster:

thankful for fics that dont use the name ‘hazza’

moanszayn